Madonna - The Funny Song lyrics

I went down to the local bar
To buy my daddy a big cigar
When I gothome he was dead
Somebody shot him in the head

Oh dear daddy
You are not gonna see me grieve
Cause you brought out the worst in me

Yep, It's all true
It's true. It makes me cry

When the funeral was through
I had myself abarbecue
Daddy's bone they sure tasted good
I couln't have stopped, if only I coul

Oh dear daddy
You are not gonna see me sad
Cause everything you did was bad